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Most Secular: 2,816th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,998th Most Armed: 4,563rd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
We will.
Civil Rights
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Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Cele

Population2.051 billion

LeaderGrand Monarch of Cele


The Constitutional Monarchy of Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Cele is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Monarch of Cele with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.051 billion Celeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Voitonkaupunki. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Celean economy, worth 262 trillion moras a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 128,110 moras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Grand Monarch of Cele to meetings with foreign heads of state, governments opposing Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Cele are beset by rebels, and any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Cele's national animal is the viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand Unity of the Righteous Nation Cele is ranked 86,162nd in the world and 3,708th in Balder for Most Pro-Market, scoring 46.44 on the Rand Index.

Most Secular: 2,816thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,998thMost Armed: 4,563rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,987thLargest Black Market: 7,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,358thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,671stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,998thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,791stHighest Drug Use: 12,072ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,572ndMost Developed: 12,702ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,535thMost Efficient Economies: 14,788thLargest Governments: 15,644thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,217thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,661st
Most Secular: 119th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Armed: 276th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 396th in the regionLargest Black Market: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 530th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 536th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 601st in the regionMost Developed: 663rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 692nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 694th in the region

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