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Grand Toastlandia

Population373 million



The Federal Republic of Grand Toastlandia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 373 million Toastlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toastia. The average income tax rate is 36.2%.

The all-consuming Toastlandian economy, worth 42.6 trillion toastis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,318 toastis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and students do more community service than homework. Crime is totally unknown. Grand Toastlandia's national animal is the Toastlandibruh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand Toastlandia is ranked 42,716th in the world and 19th in First World Order for Safest, scoring 103.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 953rdTop
Most Influential: 3,575thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,248thNudest: 5,986thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,013thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 11,875thNicest Citizens: 12,651stLargest Retail Industry: 13,527thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,060thMost Inclusive: 14,220thBest Weather: 15,609thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,094thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,238thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,945thHealthiest Citizens: 19,477th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the region

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