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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 992ndMost Patriotic: 1,031st
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
God Emperor Chris Lodge
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Grand Order Of Lodgec

Population1.235 billion

CapitalD'Hara
LeaderGod Emperor Chris Lodge
FaithLodgetian

CurrencyVirgins
AnimalEagle

The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.235 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Grand Order economy, worth 318 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,134 Virgins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders God Emperor Chris Lodge wears an armoured gauntlet, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.

Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 241,821st in the world and 551st in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 12.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 992ndMost Patriotic: 1,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,782ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,407thLargest Mining Sector: 2,413thTop
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Most Influential: 3,050thMost Secular: 3,059thHighest Average Incomes: 3,565thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,809thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,053rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,005thLargest Black Market: 5,241stLowest Crime Rates: 6,931stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,579thLargest Governments: 7,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,724thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,125thNudest: 8,280thMost Authoritarian: 8,969thMost Conservative: 10,693rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,756thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,357thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,538thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,735thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,929thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,919thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,681stMost Subsidized Industry: 24,806th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 16th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionMost Conservative: 26th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, when shaking hands with foreign leaders God Emperor Chris Lodge wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Grand Order Of Lodgec was endorsed by The Federation of Les Iles Orientales.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Order Of Lodgec, the Hanging Gardens account for half of D'Hara's water use.

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