The Empire of Grand Order Of Lodgec is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Chris Lodge with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.235 billion Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'Hara. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Grand Order economy, worth 318 trillion Virgins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,134 Virgins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders God Emperor Chris Lodge wears an armoured gauntlet, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Order Of Lodgec's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lodgetian.

Grand Order Of Lodgec is ranked 241,821^st in the world and 551^st in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 12.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.