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Grand Miltonia

Population30.064 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland

AnimalSea Squirt

The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.064 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,072 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 335,044 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,124,983 per year while the poor average 3,181, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 99th in the world and 1st in Taijitu for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 41,860.34 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 15thMost Armed: 20thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 67thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99thFattest Citizens: 128thMost Avoided: 133rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 337thRudest Citizens: 347thLargest Insurance Industry: 378thHighest Economic Output: 409thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 463rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 471stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 481stLargest Retail Industry: 481stLargest Mining Sector: 494thLargest Publishing Industry: 556thLargest Gambling Industry: 925thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,190thHighest Average Incomes: 1,369thSmartest Citizens: 1,575thMost Influential: 1,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,876thLargest Populations: 1,983rdMost Secular: 2,136thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,236thMost Efficient Economies: 3,945thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,376thLargest Black Market: 8,231stNudest: 8,795thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,050thMost Pro-Market: 13,305thMost Politically Free: 16,258thMost Extreme: 18,149thMost Cultured: 19,901stHighest Drug Use: 20,272nd
Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the region

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