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Grand Miltonia

Population30.539 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland

AnimalSea Squirt

The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its daily referendums, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.539 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,231 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 335,044 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,124,983 per year while the poor average 3,181, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 1,161st in the world and 2nd in Taijitu for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.02 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Crime Rates: 14thMost Armed: 20thMost Rebellious Youth: 24thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 59thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95thMost Avoided: 135thFattest Citizens: 136thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 188thRudest Citizens: 336thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 349thLargest Insurance Industry: 377thHighest Economic Output: 427thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 450thHighest Disposable Incomes: 461stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 465thLargest Mining Sector: 509thLargest Retail Industry: 528thLargest Publishing Industry: 574thLargest Gambling Industry: 911thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,161stHighest Average Incomes: 1,398thSmartest Citizens: 1,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,922ndMost Influential: 2,013thLargest Populations: 2,066thTop
Most Secular: 2,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,227thMost Efficient Economies: 4,059thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,351stLargest Black Market: 9,143rdNudest: 9,576thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,221stMost Pro-Market: 17,294thMost Politically Free: 20,303rdMost Cultured: 21,140thMost Extreme: 22,151st
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the region

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