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Grand Miltonia

Population31.209 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland

AnimalSea Squirt

The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 31.209 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,459 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 335,154 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,126,015 per year while the poor average 3,182, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Interest in globalism never flags, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mr Happy's Funland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 216,258th in the world and 34th in Taijitu for Longest Average Lifespans, with 20.16 years.

Highest Crime Rates: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdMost Armed: 25thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 47thMost Avoided: 58thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 135thFattest Citizens: 137thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 341stLargest Insurance Industry: 362ndRudest Citizens: 402ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 423rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 452ndHighest Economic Output: 464thHighest Disposable Incomes: 467thLargest Mining Sector: 535thLargest Publishing Industry: 592ndLargest Retail Industry: 625thLargest Gambling Industry: 918thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,197thHighest Average Incomes: 1,514thSmartest Citizens: 1,668thMost Secular: 1,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,107thTop
Largest Populations: 2,235thMost Influential: 3,033rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,296thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,348thMost Efficient Economies: 4,417thNudest: 9,573rdLargest Black Market: 10,079thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,451stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,895thMost Pro-Market: 16,411thMost Politically Free: 19,150thMost Cultured: 20,495thMost Extreme: 20,699th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the region

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