by Max Barry

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Grand Miltonia

Population27.593 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland

AnimalSea Squirt

The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.593 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,179 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 332,692 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,759,144 per year while the poor average 8,092, a ratio of 341 to 1.

One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Grand Miltonia, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 149,984th in the world and 45th in Taijitu for Highest Drug Use, scoring 17.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 11thMost Armed: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 24thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rdFattest Citizens: 108thMost Avoided: 125thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 160thRudest Citizens: 179thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 215thLargest Retail Industry: 289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 338thHighest Economic Output: 365thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 402ndLargest Insurance Industry: 417thHighest Disposable Incomes: 447thLargest Mining Sector: 471stLargest Publishing Industry: 534thMost Efficient Economies: 609thLargest Gambling Industry: 930thHighest Average Incomes: 1,048thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,199thMost Influential: 1,213thSmartest Citizens: 1,387thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,417thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,596thTop
Largest Populations: 1,928thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,035thMost Secular: 2,090thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,834thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,884thMost Pro-Market: 5,171stLargest Black Market: 5,352ndNudest: 6,595thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,801stTop
Most Extreme: 9,186thMost Politically Free: 9,608th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the region

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