|Capital||Mr Happy's Funland|
The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.593 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,179 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 332,692 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,759,144 per year while the poor average 8,092, a ratio of 341 to 1.
One year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Grand Miltonia, and late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grand Miltonia's influence in Taijitu fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
- : Grand Miltonia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Grand Miltonia relocated from Osiris to Taijitu.
- : Grand Miltonia was refounded in Osiris.
- : Grand Miltonia ceased to exist in Taijitu.
- : Grand Miltonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Grand Miltonia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Divine People's Republic of St Oz, curing 92 million infected.
- : Grand Miltonia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Divine People's Republic of St Oz, curing 132 million infected.
- : Grand Miltonia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Divine People's Republic of St Oz, curing 104 million infected.
- : Grand Miltonia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Divine People's Republic of St Oz, curing 85 million infected.