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Grand Miltonia

Population28.119 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland

AnimalSea Squirt

The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.119 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,355 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 332,716 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,548,712 per year while the poor average 11,771, a ratio of 216 to 1.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 169,408th in the world and 43rd in Taijitu for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 12.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Highest Crime Rates: 13thMost Armed: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 26thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 89thFattest Citizens: 112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rdMost Avoided: 127thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 217thRudest Citizens: 226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 334thLargest Retail Industry: 342ndHighest Economic Output: 372ndLargest Insurance Industry: 386thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 420thHighest Disposable Incomes: 439thLargest Mining Sector: 460thLargest Publishing Industry: 524thMost Efficient Economies: 607thLargest Gambling Industry: 899thHighest Average Incomes: 1,100thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,199thSmartest Citizens: 1,480thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,537thMost Influential: 1,544thTop
Largest Populations: 2,007thMost Secular: 2,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,007thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,873rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,001stLargest Black Market: 5,781stMost Pro-Market: 5,974thNudest: 7,077thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,815thTop
Most Extreme: 9,715thMost Politically Free: 10,106thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,908th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the region

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