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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,035thMost Influential: 1,316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,571st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
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Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire

Population2.036 billion

LeaderMaster President
FaithTrade Crafts Guild

AnimalForest Deer

The Republic of Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Master President with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.036 billion Zileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altantis. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zilean economy, worth 349 trillion Soveigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,439 Soveigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Master President to cartoon bears, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire's national animal is the Forest Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trade Crafts Guild.

Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire is ranked 203,854th in the world and 8,233rd in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 34.19 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,035thMost Influential: 1,316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,571stMost Secular: 1,741stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,299thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,405thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,987thMost Authoritarian: 4,997thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,616thLowest Crime Rates: 5,754thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,655thHealthiest Citizens: 7,442ndMost Conservative: 7,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,532ndLargest Black Market: 9,450thHighest Average Incomes: 9,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,949thTop
Most Developed: 10,949thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,325thLargest Governments: 12,671stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,829thBest Weather: 13,840thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,315thMost Efficient Economies: 15,964thMost Extreme: 16,354thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,531stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,808th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 130th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 131st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 200th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 228th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 245th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 263rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 266th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 266th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 313th in the regionLargest Governments: 337th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 409th in the regionMost Conservative: 409th in the regionMost Extreme: 410th in the regionBest Weather: 416th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 465th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 527th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 531st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 559th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 662nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 733rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 786th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 805th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 815th in the region

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