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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 632nd Most Influential: 1,033rd Most Devout: 4,601st
The Autocratic Realm of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Kansalle, Maalle ja Kuninkaalle!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Grand Europa Imperium

Population2.574 billion

CapitalArkenholm
LeaderVilhelmi Nordheim
FaithTyrism

CurrencyEvropa Mark
AnimalAtlas Bear

The Autocratic Realm of Grand Europa Imperium is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vilhelmi Nordheim with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.574 billion Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkenholm. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth 279 trillion Evropa Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,617 Evropa Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Europa Imperium's national animal is the Atlas Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tyrism.

Grand Europa Imperium is ranked 139,391st in the world and 8,587th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 24.26 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 632ndMost Influential: 1,033rdTop
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Most Devout: 4,601stLargest Mining Sector: 7,590thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,815thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,536thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,097thHealthiest Citizens: 10,098thBest Weather: 11,164thMost Cultured: 12,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,675thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,681stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,969thMost Developed: 16,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,466thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,604th
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Most Devout: 184th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 265th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 280th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 375th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 407th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 546th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 560th in the regionBest Weather: 620th in the regionMost Cultured: 635th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 693rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 756th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 761st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 805th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 823rd in the regionMost Stationary: 840th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 857th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 892nd in the regionMost Developed: 905th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 908th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 915th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 940th in the region

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