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Highest Crime Rates: 4,130thFattest Citizens: 6,668thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,063rd
The Holy Empire of
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Grand Britannia

Population17.216 billion

Leader12th Holy Empress Flavia vi Britannia


The Holy Empire of Grand Britannia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 12th Holy Empress Flavia vi Britannia with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.216 billion Britannians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,409 Sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,591 per year while the poor average 20,901, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

It's always rabbit season, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grand Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Grand Britannia is ranked 128,058th in the world and 10th in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 440.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 4,130thFattest Citizens: 6,668thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,063rdMost Avoided: 7,069thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,041stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,507thLargest Populations: 8,953rdHighest Economic Output: 9,548thTop
Most Armed: 10,708thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,850thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,884thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,327thLargest Mining Sector: 18,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,336th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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