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Highest Crime Rates: 3,939th Most Armed: 5,997th Fattest Citizens: 6,580th
The Holy Empire of
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Grand Britannia

Population15.219 billion

Leader12th Holy Empress Flavia vi Britannia


The Holy Empire of Grand Britannia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by 12th Holy Empress Flavia vi Britannia with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.219 billion Britannians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 93,380 Sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 313,141 per year while the poor average 20,673, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

It's always rabbit season, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grand Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Grand Britannia is ranked 132,388th in the world and 12th in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions for Most Inclusive, scoring 96 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 3,939thMost Armed: 5,997thFattest Citizens: 6,580thMost Avoided: 6,615thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,803rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,505thTop
Largest Populations: 9,025thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,058thHighest Economic Output: 9,143rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,288thMost Influential: 11,387thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,718thLargest Mining Sector: 15,377thNudest: 16,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,398th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

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