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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,698th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,052nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,130th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Hic manebimus optime
Prime Minister Douglas Kendrick
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Grand Angland

Population7.97 billion

CapitalBlackshore
LeaderPrime Minister Douglas Kendrick
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGrand Anglish Pound
AnimalAnglish Terrier

The Kingdom of Grand Angland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Douglas Kendrick with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.97 billion Angles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackshore. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglish economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Grand Anglish Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 141,844 Grand Anglish Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, Anglish Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, military training in Grand Angland emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Angland's national animal is the Anglish Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Grand Angland is ranked 124,120th in the world and 1st in Anglish Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -1.41 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,698thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,130thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,324thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,590thLowest Crime Rates: 2,623rdMost Pacifist: 2,971stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,373rdSafest: 3,480thMost Efficient Economies: 3,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,596thLargest Governments: 3,727thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,927thHealthiest Citizens: 4,963rdMost Developed: 5,129thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,367thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,441stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,515thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,664thNicest Citizens: 7,022ndTop
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Best Weather: 8,826thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,913thMost Cultured: 8,985thSmartest Citizens: 11,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,982ndHighest Economic Output: 12,826thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,021stHighest Average Incomes: 14,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,028th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, military training in Grand Angland emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, Anglish Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Grand Angland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Angland, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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