The Holy Clearwater Republic of Grand Abaco is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Helen Jimenez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.498 billion Grand Abacoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Grand Abacoan economy, worth 989 trillion GADS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,447 GADS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-GAD treacle machine, and cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Abaco's national animal is the Iguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Grand Abaco is ranked 180,400^th in the world and 94^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.