The Queendom of Graintfjall is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 414 million Græntfjallers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Háttmark. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The all-consuming Græntfjaller economy, worth 51.1 trillion krónas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 123,419 krónas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, it is said that a Græntfjaller woman's work is never done, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Graintfjall's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Graintfjall is ranked 6,776^th in the world and 2^nd in Rushmore for Rudest Citizens, with 123.77 Insults Per Minute.