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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 464th
The Warforce of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Maim Them, Kill Them, Smash Them, Crush Them, Roar
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Gozira

Population2.741 billion

CapitalMurtgore
LeaderMartial Commander Badratakor Finkrall

Currencyskull
Animalgargantuan gozik massacre whale

The Warforce of Gozira is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Martial Commander Badratakor Finkrall with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.741 billion gozirs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murtgore. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient gozik economy, worth 655 trillion skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 239,091 skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, foreign governments regularly accuse the gozik military of war crimes, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gozira's national animal is the gargantuan gozik massacre whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gozira is ranked 188,701st in the world and 4,556th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.04 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 173rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 248thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 464thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 976thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,064thMost Secular: 1,453rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,697thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,553rdLargest Black Market: 2,562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,042ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,707thLargest Governments: 3,825thHighest Average Incomes: 3,843rdMost Primitive: 4,444thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,463rdMost Influential: 4,802ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,893rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,913thMost Inclusive: 8,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,211thMost Authoritarian: 10,307thTop
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Best Weather: 13,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,995thMost Income Equality: 16,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,649thMost Efficient Economies: 18,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 19,781st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionLargest Governments: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 132nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 259th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 298th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 338th in the regionMost Primitive: 339th in the regionMost Income Equality: 358th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 378th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 401st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 406th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 468th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 477th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 507th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 510th in the regionMost Developed: 521st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gozira was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, foreign governments regularly accuse the gozik military of war crimes.
  • : Gozira voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Gozira lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, the bayonet is cutting-edge technology.
  • : Gozira endorsed The Watch how I Soar Nation of A Leaf on the Wind.

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