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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,592nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,646th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,902nd
The Imperial Federation of
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Population7.506 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor Anthony

CurrencyImperial Dram

The Imperial Federation of Goyanes is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Anthony with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 7.506 billion Goyaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gojannesstad. The average income tax rate is 6.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,213 trillion Imperial Drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,718 Imperial Drams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Goyanes's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Goyanes is ranked 38,245th in the world and 1,727th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,646thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,902ndMost Influential: 4,927thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,824thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,962ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7,654thLargest Black Market: 7,709thNudest: 7,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,782ndMost Armed: 7,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,826thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,939thLargest Retail Industry: 9,754thMost Cultured: 9,857thHighest Average Incomes: 10,246thHealthiest Citizens: 10,257thHighest Economic Output: 11,082ndBest Weather: 12,234thMost Efficient Economies: 12,395thMost Developed: 12,853rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,119thRudest Citizens: 14,322nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Black Market: 225th in the regionNudest: 239th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 291st in the regionMost Armed: 299th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 327th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 354th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 385th in the regionMost Stationary: 418th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 419th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 441st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 488th in the regionMost Cultured: 491st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 500th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 512th in the regionLargest Populations: 523rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 571st in the regionRudest Citizens: 588th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 646th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 652nd in the regionBest Weather: 683rd in the region

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