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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 720thMost Influential: 1,098thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,943rd
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Population11.082 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor Anthony

AnimalGojan Bear

The Imperial Federation of Goyanes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Anthony with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.082 billion Goyaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gojannesstad. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion Drams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,150 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Goyanean military, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goyanes's national animal is the Gojan Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goyanes is ranked 31,114th in the world and 1,583rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,155.66 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 720thMost Influential: 1,098thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,943rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,360thLargest Black Market: 7,134thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,642ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,982ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,086thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,190thBest Weather: 9,291stMost Cultured: 9,553rdHighest Economic Output: 9,628thHealthiest Citizens: 10,318thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,898thNudest: 11,351stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,552ndTop
Most Stationary: 12,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,426thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,636thMost Armed: 13,847thMost Developed: 13,961stLargest Retail Industry: 14,399thMost Efficient Economies: 14,624thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,582ndSmartest Citizens: 16,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,281stMost Secular: 20,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,763rd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 164th in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionLargest Black Market: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 306th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 322nd in the regionNudest: 419th in the regionMost Influential: 424th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Armed: 492nd in the regionMost Cultured: 492nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 517th in the regionBest Weather: 535th in the regionLargest Populations: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 587th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 587th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 589th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 631st in the regionRudest Citizens: 707th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 726th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 750th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 758th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 784th in the regionMost Developed: 790th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 890th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 979th in the region

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