The People's Republic of Government Created Pandemic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Anthony Fauci MD with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.559 billion Government Created Pandemicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center for Disease Creation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The powerhouse Government Created Pandemician economy, worth 207 trillion Jabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 81,259 Jabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,455 per year while the poor average 18,293, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Idyllic countryside scenes see border collies herding sixty-ton dinosaurs, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Government Created Pandemic's national animal is the Pathogen, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Genetic Engineering.

Government Created Pandemic is ranked 264,942^nd in the world and 202^nd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.