The Chad nation of Goulbap is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Dodo with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.897 billion Goulbapians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dododox. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.4%.

The powerhouse Goulbapian economy, worth 272 trillion Looncans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,061 Looncans, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, and the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goulbap's national animal is the dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dodoism.

Goulbap is ranked 74,990^th in the world and 1,900^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.3 law-abiding acts per hour.