by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 178th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 476th
The World police of
Father Knows Best State
Peace through trade, diplomacy and superior firepower
John Kaiser
Minister of Economics/Vice Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Gothic Vandelia

Population3.103 billion

LeaderJohn Kaiser


The World police of Gothic Vandelia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Kaiser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.103 billion Gothic Vandelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep13. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gothic Vandelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Kaiserrands a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 387,376 Kaiserrands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love John Kaiser, John Kaiser's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gothic Vandelia's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Norse.

Gothic Vandelia is ranked 69,199th in the world and 22nd in Novus Lucidum for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58.97 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 476thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 511thHighest Average Incomes: 632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 657thMost Subsidized Industry: 774thHighest Poor Incomes: 800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 882ndLargest Black Market: 912thLargest Retail Industry: 1,066thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,197thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,896thRudest Citizens: 2,340thFattest Citizens: 2,604thSmartest Citizens: 3,050thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,083rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,271stLargest Governments: 3,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,748thMost Armed: 4,055thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,048thMost Influential: 5,295thMost Cultured: 5,601stMost Secular: 6,559thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 7,959thLowest Crime Rates: 8,700thMost Efficient Economies: 9,306thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,412thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,342ndMost Avoided: 10,979thHighest Economic Output: 11,264thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,585thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,966thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,996thHighest Drug Use: 13,223rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,065thMost Developed: 14,677th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the region

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