The World police of Gothic Vandelia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Kaiser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.103 billion Gothic Vandelians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deep13. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gothic Vandelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Kaiserrands a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 387,376 Kaiserrands, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love John Kaiser, John Kaiser's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gothic Vandelia's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Norse.

Gothic Vandelia is ranked 69,199^th in the world and 22^nd in Novus Lucidum for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58.97 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.