Population | 4.827 billion |
Capital | Acre Citadel |
Leader | Gothic Grand Duke Theodoric Siculo |
Faith | Gothic Church |
Currency | Gozeck |
Animal | Silver Roc |
The Goth Kingdom of Gothian Crimea is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gothic Grand Duke Theodoric Siculo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.827 billion Goths are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acre Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Goth economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Gozecks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 231,158 Gozecks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,204,400 per year while the poor average 23,920, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.
Military spending recently hit a new high, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, and kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gothian Crimea's national animal is the Silver Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gothic Church.
Gothian Crimea is ranked 29,063rd in the world and 4th in Hoi4 PCM for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 50.35 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
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Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
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Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
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Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
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Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
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Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".