The Goth Kingdom of Gothian Crimea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gothic Grand Duke Theodoric Siculo with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.846 billion Goths are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acre Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Goth economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion Gozecks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 231,158 Gozecks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,204,400 per year while the poor average 23,920, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, and kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gothian Crimea's national animal is the Silver Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gothic Church.

Gothian Crimea is ranked 1,652^nd in the world and 1^st in Hoi4 PCM for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.20 million Standard Monetary Units.