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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 676thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748th
The Goth Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gothic goth girls are a human right.
Gothic Grand Duke Theodoric Siculo
Influence
Diplomat
Will be deported to Nirn ASAP
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gothian Crimea

Population4.827 billion

CapitalAcre Citadel
LeaderGothic Grand Duke Theodoric Siculo
FaithGothic Church

CurrencyGozeck
AnimalSilver Roc

The Goth Kingdom of Gothian Crimea is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gothic Grand Duke Theodoric Siculo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, zero percent divorce rate, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.827 billion Goths are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acre Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Goth economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion Gozecks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 231,158 Gozecks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,204,400 per year while the poor average 23,920, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, and kids are gathering at the local soda shop to celebrate staying out past sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gothian Crimea's national animal is the Silver Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gothic Church.

Gothian Crimea is ranked 29,063rd in the world and 4th in Hoi4 PCM for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 50.35 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 617thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 676thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 967thMost Patriotic: 1,523rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,653rdMost Armed: 1,965thMost Devout: 2,335thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 3,621stLargest Black Market: 4,007thNudest: 4,145thMost Avoided: 5,612thHighest Average Incomes: 6,309thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,375thMost Conservative: 9,291stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,968thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,658thLargest Governments: 13,901stTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,499thMost Efficient Economies: 14,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,531stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,893rdMost Authoritarian: 20,288thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,130thHighest Economic Output: 24,646thMost Ignorant Citizens: 27,527th
Top
10%
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Gothian Crimea's influence in Hoi4 PCM rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".

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