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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 655thMost Patriotic: 809th
The Goth Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Gothic goth girls are a human right.
Southern Cross Emperor
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gothian Crimea

Population2.014 billion

CapitalSuper Dimension Fortress Acre
LeaderSouthern Cross Emperor
FaithGothic Church

CurrencyGozeck
AnimalSilver Roc

The Goth Kingdom of Gothian Crimea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Southern Cross Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.014 billion Goths are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Super Dimension Fortress Acre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Goth economy, worth 463 trillion Gozecks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 230,366 Gozecks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,219,265 per year while the poor average 23,074, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm, war criminals are given full state funerals, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gothian Crimea's national animal is the Silver Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gothic Church.

Gothian Crimea is ranked 242,042nd in the world and 12th in PCM Nirn for Fattest Citizens, with 7.57 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 607thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 655thMost Patriotic: 809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,739thMost Armed: 1,915thMost Devout: 1,964thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,802ndNudest: 3,806thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,252ndLargest Black Market: 4,560thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,926thHighest Average Incomes: 5,090thMost Avoided: 5,188thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,733rdMost Conservative: 10,022ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,101stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,415thLargest Governments: 12,418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,736thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,775thMost Authoritarian: 20,505thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,370thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,139th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gothian Crimea's influence in PCM Nirn rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Gothian Crimea's influence in PCM Nirn rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Gothian Crimea, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothian Crimea, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothian Crimea, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothian Crimea, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothian Crimea, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Gothian Crimea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Gothian Crimea, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Gothian Crimea altered its national flag.

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