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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,511thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,206thFattest Citizens: 6,678th
The Goth Girls Paradise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I'm sexy and I know it! 😏🔥
Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Goth Pizza

Population878 million

CapitalHot Topic

CurrencyGoth Pizza
AnimalVampire Bat

The Goth Girls Paradise of Goth Pizza is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 878 million Goth Pizza Girls have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hot Topic. The average income tax rate is 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Goth Pizza Girl economy, worth 78.8 trillion Goth Pizzas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 89,772 Goth Pizzas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goth Pizza's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Goth Pizza is ranked 95,735th in the world and 2nd in Hot Topic for Longest Average Lifespans, with 70.76 Years.

Top
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 4,511thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,206thFattest Citizens: 6,678thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,126thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,942ndMost Pacifist: 12,089thLargest Retail Industry: 13,241stNicest Citizens: 16,238thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,674thMost Avoided: 16,675th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goth Pizza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Most Avoided.
  • : Goth Pizza's influence in Hot Topic rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Goth Pizza's influence in Hot Topic fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Goth Pizza's influence in Hot Topic rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Goth Pizza's influence in Hot Topic fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Following new legislation in Goth Pizza, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Goth Pizza, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister.
  • : Goth Pizza was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Goth Pizza, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Goth Pizza, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.

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