Population | 15.148 billion |
Capital | Anzhelypol |
Leader | Yuriy Yaroshenko |
Faith | Christian Orthodox |
Currency | hrovodnia |
Animal | pig |
The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.148 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,708 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 706,892 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,576,922 per year while the poor average 6,921, a ratio of 950 to 1.
Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, people caught mistreating Gorvania's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.
Gorvania is ranked 41,635th in the world and 1,043rd in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.
National Happenings
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Gorvania, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
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Gorvania, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
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Gorvania, people caught mistreating Gorvania's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
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Gorvania, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
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Gorvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Gorvania, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
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Gorvania, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
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Gorvania, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
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Gorvania, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
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Gorvania, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.