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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLargest Retail Industry: 41stRudest Citizens: 56th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gorvania

Population15.148 billion

CapitalAnzhelypol
LeaderYuriy Yaroshenko
FaithChristian Orthodox

Currencyhrovodnia
Animalpig

The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.148 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,708 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 706,892 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,576,922 per year while the poor average 6,921, a ratio of 950 to 1.

Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, people caught mistreating Gorvania's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Gorvania is ranked 41,635th in the world and 1,043rd in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLargest Retail Industry: 41stRudest Citizens: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 83rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 87thMost Efficient Economies: 93rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 117thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126thLargest Insurance Industry: 131stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 144thFattest Citizens: 154thMost Corrupt Governments: 159thMost Subsidized Industry: 189thLargest Mining Sector: 192ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 211thMost Scientifically Advanced: 230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 242ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 248thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 254thLargest Black Market: 261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 306thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 326thMost Avoided: 362ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 383rdHighest Economic Output: 523rdLargest Governments: 850thLargest Gambling Industry: 909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 964thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 980thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,224thSmartest Citizens: 1,311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,363rdMost Devout: 1,444thLowest Crime Rates: 1,511thMost Pro-Market: 1,536thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,665thMost Patriotic: 1,819thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,851stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,314thMost Armed: 4,875thMost Cultured: 8,448thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,203rdLargest Populations: 19,464thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,673rd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Patriotic: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 212th in the regionLargest Populations: 423rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 432nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 469th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 659th in the regionMost Developed: 677th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 812th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,043rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 1,204th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, people caught mistreating Gorvania's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Gorvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.

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