The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.518 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,578 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 685,332 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,371,866 per year while the poor average 6,768, a ratio of 941 to 1.

In a baffling press conference Yuriy Yaroshenko proudly dismantled a broken door, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Gorvania is ranked 150,475^th in the world and 18^th in Nazi Europa for Most Politically Free, scoring 52.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.