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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 34thMost Efficient Economies: 86th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Boh, Bat'kivshchyna i Svoboda
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Gorvania

Population12.518 billion

CapitalAnzhelypol
LeaderYuriy Yaroshenko
FaithChristian Orthodox

Currencyhrovodnia
Animalpig

The Federation of Gorvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Yuriy Yaroshenko with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.518 billion Gorvans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anzhelypol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gorvanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,578 trillion hrovodnias a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 685,332 hrovodnias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,371,866 per year while the poor average 6,768, a ratio of 941 to 1.

In a baffling press conference Yuriy Yaroshenko proudly dismantled a broken door, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorvania's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian Orthodox.

Gorvania is ranked 150,475th in the world and 18th in Nazi Europa for Most Politically Free, scoring 52.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 20thLargest Retail Industry: 34thMost Efficient Economies: 86thHighest Average Incomes: 86thRudest Citizens: 94thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 119thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 119thMost Subsidized Industry: 134thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 142ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 143rdLargest Insurance Industry: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 154thFattest Citizens: 161stMost Avoided: 191stLargest Mining Sector: 193rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 220thLargest Black Market: 266thLargest Information Technology Sector: 268thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 272ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 274thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 278thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 312thLargest Agricultural Sector: 326thHighest Economic Output: 678thLargest Governments: 817thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 892ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 938thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,038thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,122ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,160thLowest Crime Rates: 1,248thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,271stMost Devout: 1,325thSmartest Citizens: 1,416thMost Pro-Market: 1,741stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,002ndTop
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Most Armed: 2,738thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,041stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,795thTop
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Most Cultured: 13,129thMost Influential: 15,004thMost Stationary: 17,941stLargest Populations: 21,942nd
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, in a baffling press conference Yuriy Yaroshenko proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, schoolkids are often mistaken for fast food workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Gorvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Gorvania, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.

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