The Constitutional Monarchy of Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.39 billion Gorkummers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorinchem. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Gorkumse economy, worth 612 trillion euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,641 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Chickens roam the streets freely, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar's national animal is the meerkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was endorsed by The Done DEal of IsiMUd.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was endorsed by The Kingdom of Kirnea.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was endorsed by The Federation of Far Easter Republic.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was endorsed by The Federation of Tranquillitas Ingenii.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was endorsed by The Republic of Arpentina.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was endorsed by The Queendom of Jasminlandia.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was endorsed by The Kingdom of Evetstan.
- : Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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