|Leader||Sir Goat Longhorn|
The Mythical State of Gorgondria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sir Goat Longhorn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.334 billion Gorgondrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little-Gorgondria-On-The-Shore. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Gorgondrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,446 trillion Pygmy Goats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 215,852 Pygmy Goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Sir Goat Longhorn's wardrobe, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime is totally unknown. Gorgondria's national animal is the Pygmy Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gorgondria was endorsed by The Community of A Valyrian Dragonrider.
- : Gorgondria was endorsed by The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan.
- : Gorgondria endorsed The Watch how I Soar Nation of A Leaf on the Wind.
- : Gorgondria was endorsed by The Watch how I Soar Nation of A Leaf on the Wind.
- : Following new legislation in Gorgondria, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Gorgondria was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Gorgondria was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Black Hawk Raider Refugees.
- : Gorgondria was endorsed by The Lucky holy wants easter eggs of Bormiar.
- : Gorgondria was endorsed by The Inhospitable Ski Slopes of Agalaesia.
- : Gorgondria was endorsed by The Queendom of Capitalist Diamonde.
Endorsements Received: 33 » Unibot III, The Pacific Caliphate, Zavea, Farrakhan, Aggro, Perfect Sublime Masters, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Pettlland, Emeseses, Melon feud, Aqueira, Arinteriswith, Andromeda Islands, Florin, Doormat to the Lord, Volsar, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Panormia, Zerentopia, Razorback, Delight, Greater Cesnica, Fragmented Spero, Aandruzognivia, Nation of Urie, Mundanus, Alpharoland, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, Agalaesia, Bormiar, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, and United Libor Lefunkistan.