by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 2,928th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,675th Best Weather: 3,885th
The Conservative Coalition of
New York Times Democracy
We've got some bad hombres here
Donald Trump
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.179 billion

CapitalShady Place
LeaderDonald Trump


The Conservative Coalition of Goral is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Donald Trump with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.179 billion Goralians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shady Place. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,349 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Goral, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goral's national animal is the IDK, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamism.

Goral is ranked 65,063rd in the world and 2,422nd in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 61.52 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 2,928thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,675thBest Weather: 3,885thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,017thMost Influential: 5,089thHealthiest Citizens: 5,681stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,901stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,986thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,142ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,209thMost Pacifist: 7,288thMost Developed: 7,492ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 7,601stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,928thHighest Economic Output: 9,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,975thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,525thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,871stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,419thLargest Governments: 12,474thSmartest Citizens: 12,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,112thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,000thHighest Average Incomes: 14,697th
Most Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionBest Weather: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 146th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 165th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 171st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 199th in the regionMost Pacifist: 202nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 296th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 300th in the regionLargest Governments: 300th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 338th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 342nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 347th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 350th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 366th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionMost Influential: 392nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 395th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 419th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 449th in the regionMost Cultured: 480th in the regionNicest Citizens: 504th in the region

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