by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thMost Secular: 3,167thMost Influential: 4,692nd
The United Kingdom of
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Goose lands

Population553 million

CapitalNew Goose City

CurrencyHuman teeth

The United Kingdom of Goose lands is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 553 million Goose landsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Goose City. The average income tax rate is 68.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Goose landsian economy, worth 56.6 trillion Human teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,426 Human teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice, tourists call Goose landsian beach towns "the fine coastline", stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goose lands's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goose lands is ranked 26,550th in the world and 1,301st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 52.25 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,338thTop
Most Secular: 3,167thMost Influential: 4,692ndMost Patriotic: 11,554thBest Weather: 12,008thHealthiest Citizens: 12,687thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,962ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,601stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,074thMost Developed: 18,625thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,992ndMost Inclusive: 19,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 20,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,238thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,077thMost Average: 24,858thNicest Citizens: 25,036thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,261stHighest Food Quality: 25,649thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,859th
Most Secular: 167th in the regionMost Patriotic: 435th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 458th in the regionMost Average: 462nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 674th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 717th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 730th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 780th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 804th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 808th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 906th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 942nd in the regionMost Developed: 970th in the regionMost Influential: 1,008th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,048th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,051st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,059th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,078th in the region

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