The Constitutional Monarchy of Goose Hell is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, disturbing lack of elderly people, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 4.329 billion Goose Hellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gooseholm. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Goose Hellian economy, worth 323 trillion Geeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is 74,620 Geeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goose Hell's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reemanism.

Goose Hell is ranked 54,914^th in the world and 11^th in United Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.91 law-abiding acts per hour.