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Most Primitive: 5,416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,586thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,003rd
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Goopycalamari51

Population513 million

CurrencyCredit
AnimalZebra

The Republic of Goopycalamari51 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 513 million Goopycalamari51ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The Goopycalamari51ian economy, worth 23.3 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,483 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 145,590 per year while the poor average 10,786, a ratio of 13.5 to 1.

Conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, gambling is outlawed, and the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goopycalamari51's national animal is the Zebra.

Goopycalamari51 is ranked 79,010th in the world and 1,029th in Birb for Most Corrupt Governments, with 9.62 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Primitive: 5,416thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,586thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 20,003rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,323rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionMost Primitive: 73rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 118th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionMost Conservative: 174th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 179th in the regionFattest Citizens: 191st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 195th in the regionMost Patriotic: 235th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 278th in the region

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