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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 866thMost Influential: 2,170thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,388th
The United Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hoc est pulchrum.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Goom Bay

Population1.011 billion

CapitalFort Wario
LeaderSir Bow


The United Federation of Goom Bay is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sir Bow with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.011 billion Goomtroops have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Wario. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The all-consuming Goom Bayian economy, worth 107 trillion Goombers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,554 Goombers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Baseball has been named as Goom Bay's national religion, Sir Bow's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goom Bay's national animal is the Edmontosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baseball.

Goom Bay is ranked 229,242nd in the world and 9,219th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 866thMost Influential: 2,170thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,029thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,135thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,573rdNicest Citizens: 6,677thMost Pacifist: 7,400thHealthiest Citizens: 8,382ndMost Inclusive: 9,310thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,116thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,384thHighest Food Quality: 11,167thSafest: 11,606thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,489thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,226thBest Weather: 15,733rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,373rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,475thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,560thSmartest Citizens: 19,234thMost Cultured: 20,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,259thMost Developed: 23,667thMost Average: 24,704th
Least Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 194th in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 224th in the regionNicest Citizens: 229th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 263rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 288th in the regionMost Inclusive: 323rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 349th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 363rd in the regionSafest: 392nd in the regionMost Average: 405th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 441st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 502nd in the regionBest Weather: 505th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 508th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 520th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 593rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 595th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 625th in the regionMost Cultured: 640th in the regionMost Developed: 685th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 844th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 868th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 880th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 881st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 924th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goom Bay voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, Sir Bow's online image is the very model of a modern major leader.
  • : Goom Bay voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Goom Bay changed its national faith to "Baseball".
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, Baseball has been named as Goom Bay's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Goom Bay, the government loves seeing the little people fight.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » PenguinPies, Corgitopiaa, Yaravia, Ever Testing, Beblahbleblo, Tepertopia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Holota, Bawkie, Kricivk, Bleakfoot, Chernaya Zvezda, Wehraboos, Arscanesia, Achemar, Land Without Shrimp, Farengeto, Cereskia 2, Kanatian Percocet, Andinla, Aidenfieeld, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Amerion, Concrete Slab, Ebonhand, Bharathvarsha, Holy Free, Aurcania, Sedunn, Brazilian impero2, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Ipugao, Drystar, Abarri, Nowa Europa, The Two Jerseys, Bear Connors Paradiso, Sanden, Tsunamy, Kiasu-ism, Privatore, Havenfell, Novarian Republic, Nova Montron, Makinius, Myhomecountry, Venezia Pacifica, Isokenzar, Rectionk, Malmsia, and 148 others.USNE2018, Arvan Irawer, Itani, New Plant, Cucutenium, Photoplier, A leftover country, Curlyhoward, Darakin, Antarctic Empires, Stephastan, Flumenvallis, Ancient Slobovia, Rebel-topia, Canmore, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Villa Caruso, Albeville, United States of Belvaria, Martiland, Inhokosu, Walloonia, Volaworand, The New Dacians, SIFB FEDERATION, Ullan, Oreo States, GreaterLeafland, Unojo, Southern Numenor, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Fortunase, Centristvill, Depressed Nation, Shefino, RestartAll, Avacquer, Zanforadon, Fasire, Tyflugian, Kepler-B, Hoemiestan, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Linden Oak, Cypheri, Mulvan, Oxyliteral, Nomayuki, Doraya, Los Lonley Boys, The Woragopiria, North Pernambuco, South Pernambuco, Kiani, Noimosini, Venkara, Center Lisle, Shintoese, South Blossom, North Kanuckistan, Nori Natto, Ambitchous, Treir, Noire Denholm, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Jehenna, Bod Wareenaland, Esterwood, Indolos, The Dalmaric Coast, Grianal, Tupolov, The republic of Konsa, Bohenia, FreeFishers, Ostavaria, Lioniel, The Haughtherlands, Orizzia, Akimera, Detroxia, Kingson Island, Erstavik, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Bavaristan, Blipp, Some Great Peope, Alaninia, Nidon, Froshar, Sozlanden, Blancemon, Bonobiana, Sallandsee, Amoralami, Soliconian, Seythennia, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Blondiesland, Great Lothian, Nill Vill, Kremony, Yore Bumm, Dausuva, Great Marsinia, Tyrantistica, ARIAPOLIS01, Ritzel, Bistritza, Max Siotto, Sautu, PsiCorps, Eae, Gennaretia, Shadeth, Numano, Antwerpen1, Ilidonia, Driodal, Dupanda, Aflus, Taigama, Rhetiaa, Petea, Eggraria, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Nouvel Empire, Sureiya, Winlah, LadyRebels, Willing Mind, Dakalian, Ostela-Aswines, Saint Roberts, Calistan, Proctethia, The Island of Sorna, Sapoe, Banglazstrogaria, New Qafedemar, MaPetiteFille, Evinea, TescoPepsi, New Anterea, Altnavia, and Jammlandia.