The United Federation of Goom Bay is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sir Bow with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.011 billion Goomtroops have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Wario. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The all-consuming Goom Bayian economy, worth 107 trillion Goombers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,554 Goombers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Baseball has been named as Goom Bay's national religion, Sir Bow's online image is the very model of a modern major leader, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goom Bay's national animal is the Edmontosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baseball.

Goom Bay is ranked 229,242^nd in the world and 9,219^th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.