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Most Armed: 227thMost Efficient Economies: 229thRudest Citizens: 258th
The Lucky Holistic Gacha of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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a random person in charge
Influence
Superpower
Inter-regional Commerce Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Googlande

Population4.669 billion

CapitalThe Psirate BayŽ
Leadera random person in charge
FaithHololoid-esque Idolic Gacha

Currencypoker chip
Animalgacha waifu

The Lucky Holistic Gacha of Googlande is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a random person in charge with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.669 billion Gamer Psirates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Psirate BayŽ. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Googly economy, worth a remarkable 1,828 trillion poker chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 391,539 poker chips, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Googlande's national animal is the gacha waifu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hololoid-esque Idolic Gacha.

Googlande is ranked 221,311th in the world and 2nd in Picture Warsia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.48 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Armed: 227thMost Efficient Economies: 229thRudest Citizens: 258thMost Subsidized Industry: 319thHighest Crime Rates: 324thLargest Insurance Industry: 414thHighest Disposable Incomes: 552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 631stMost Scientifically Advanced: 715thLargest Retail Industry: 859thHighest Average Incomes: 915thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,017thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,044thSmartest Citizens: 1,237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,102ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,627thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,703rdMost Avoided: 2,703rdMost Developed: 2,885thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,610thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,618thLargest Governments: 4,016thLargest Black Market: 4,030thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,255thMost Cultured: 5,450thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,477thHighest Food Quality: 5,573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,578thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,800thMost Inclusive: 8,840thHighest Economic Output: 9,803rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,546thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,387thMost Patriotic: 12,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,660thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,670thHealthiest Citizens: 15,400thMost Influential: 16,330thHighest Drug Use: 19,151st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Googlande, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Googly mussels the biggest in Picture Warsia.

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