Population | 5.405 billion |
Capital | Goodsprings |
Leader | Trudy |
Currency | cap |
Animal | bighorner |
The Free Land of Goodsprings Valley is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Trudy with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.405 billion Goodsprings Valleyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodsprings. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Goodsprings Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,906 caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodsprings Valley's national animal is the bighorner, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Goodsprings Valley is ranked 232,742nd in the world and 31st in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 8.81 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
- : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.