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Rudest Citizens: 2,928thLargest Retail Industry: 3,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,375th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ain't that a kick in the head?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Goodsprings Valley

Population5.405 billion

CapitalGoodsprings
LeaderTrudy

Currencycap
Animalbighorner

The Free Land of Goodsprings Valley is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Trudy with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.405 billion Goodsprings Valleyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodsprings. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goodsprings Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,145 trillion caps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,906 caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodsprings Valley's national animal is the bighorner, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodsprings Valley is ranked 232,742nd in the world and 31st in The Free Nations Region for Fattest Citizens, with 8.81 Obesity Rate.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,928thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,182ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,375thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,161stMost Inclusive: 6,220thLowest Crime Rates: 6,597thMost Efficient Economies: 7,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,605thLargest Governments: 7,644thSafest: 7,674thSmartest Citizens: 7,809thMost Developed: 8,042ndMost Secular: 8,198thHighest Average Incomes: 9,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,325thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,128thHighest Food Quality: 10,550thBest Weather: 12,073rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,201stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,662ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,083rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17,029thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 22,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,376thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,977thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,310thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,046thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,840thHighest Economic Output: 29,208thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30,354th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe".
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodsprings Valley, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.

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