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Population6.838 billion

LeaderNanook Nanook


The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nanook Nanook with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.838 billion Wenceslians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephen. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GoodKingWenceslasian economy, worth 345 trillion markkaa a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,546 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Stephen was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GoodKingWenceslas's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoodKingWenceslas is ranked 71,462nd in the world and 43rd in Christmas for Largest Governments, scoring 15.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 981stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,144thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,478thMost Influential: 4,660thBest Weather: 7,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,712thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,285thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,699thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,653rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,657thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,100thLargest Black Market: 21,633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 23,657th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : GoodKingWenceslas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas was endorsed by The Empire of Driving Insanity.
  • : GoodKingWenceslas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : GoodKingWenceslas withdrew its approval for the World Assembly proposal "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Finmany, Earthbound Immortal Squad, Snowman, Krampustown, and Little St Nick.

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