The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nanook Nanook with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.536 billion Wenceslians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephen. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GoodKingWenceslasian economy, worth 522 trillion markkaa a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,749 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GoodKingWenceslas's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoodKingWenceslas is ranked 44,453^rd in the world and 22^nd in Christmas for Highest Poor Incomes, with 45,458.02 Standard Monetary Units.