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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,771st Most Influential: 6,887th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,719th
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Population3.345 billion

LeaderNanook Nanook


The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nanook Nanook with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.345 billion GoodKingWenceslasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The very strong GoodKingWenceslasian economy, worth 206 trillion markkaa a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 61,680 markkaa, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GoodKingWenceslas's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoodKingWenceslas is ranked 10,777th in the world and 3rd in Christmas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 82.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,771stMost Influential: 6,887thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,719thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,777thBest Weather: 11,612thMost Politically Free: 11,890thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,543rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,477thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,835thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,398thMost Armed: 15,724th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Finmany, Krampustown, Earthbound Immortal Squad, Snowman, and Little St Nick.

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