The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nanook Nanook with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.345 billion GoodKingWenceslasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The very strong GoodKingWenceslasian economy, worth 206 trillion markkaa a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 61,680 markkaa, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GoodKingWenceslas's national animal is the badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoodKingWenceslas is ranked 10,777^th in the world and 3^rd in Christmas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 82.62 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.