The Carolling Colony of GoodKingWenceslas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nanook Nanook with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.838 billion Wenceslians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stephen. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GoodKingWenceslasian economy, worth 345 trillion markkaa a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,546 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Stephen was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, and territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GoodKingWenceslas's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GoodKingWenceslas is ranked 71,462^nd in the world and 43^rd in Christmas for Largest Governments, scoring 15.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.