Population | 16.786 billion |
Capital | Goobla |
Leader | The Chosen One |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Gooble |
Animal | Hyena |
The Inestimably Holy Empire of Gooblaria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Chosen One with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.786 billion Gooblarians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobla. The average income tax rate is 1.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Gooblarian economy, worth a remarkable 6,330 trillion Goobles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 377,123 Goobles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Military training in Gooblaria emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, Gooblarian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways, Christianity now admits men and women into its clergy, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime is totally unknown. Gooblaria's national animal is the Hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Gooblaria is ranked 1,505th in the world and 20th in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 847.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Gooblaria was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Purple Ruthenia.
- : Following new legislation in
Gooblaria, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
- : Following new legislation in
Gooblaria, Christianity now admits men and women into its clergy.
- : Following new legislation in
Gooblaria, Gooblarian-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
- : Following new legislation in
Gooblaria, military training in Gooblaria emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs.
- : Following new legislation in
Gooblaria, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
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Gooblaria endorsed
The Youngling of Baobab-Bumbaria.
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Gooblaria was endorsed by
The Youngling of Baobab-Bumbaria.
- : Following new legislation in
Gooblaria, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
- : Following new legislation in
Gooblaria, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 92 » Mousebumples,
Katkasistan,
Samuelstani,
Elizabeth II Windsor,
Raghallaigh,
Akeland,
Almendron,
Le Libertia,
Woodleland,
Beriwen,
Free Rosabell,
Brickfield,
Mediocrea,
Pirataria,
Yugarritia,
Awesomepotomia,
Arqhua,
United Kingdoms of Redania,
Voxum Mortalum,
Poquaoi,
Mancheseva City,
Polgaria,
Acapais,
Arvigiel,
Eloscape,
Dat Countreh,
Lethen,
Emastalia,
Caffeinated,
Koroniti,
Kingdom of Stargard,
West Wirral,
Barcelona and Girona,
Royal Alchemia,
Geektopia,
Ganud,
Poulton-with-Fearnhead,
The Lost Men,
Tarkovinia,
Tital Mania,
Greatnessity City,
Deliber,
The Zombay,
New Mercia and Helena,
Paulotzia,
Estingberg,
Thaumania,
Turpotia,
Spartacistan,
Cato2, and 42 others.
Astrellan,
Pland Adanna,
Gemeinschaftsland,
Stefoland,
Land of Bobtopia,
Freelandy,
Old Aweic Wirs,
Myotatunto,
Possibly this,
Cutias,
Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth,
Freeeee,
Precisely Nothing,
Nairatania,
Waluigi Park,
Zecklandia,
Siburian,
Unidoria,
Kiatland,
The Militarist States of America,
Selgary,
South Parter,
Dead Warrior Daddy,
Thice Frostalt,
Murden,
Skyhawk Clan,
Kurvix,
European capitalism,
Maowi,
Saturnia Tellus,
Northeastern Italian,
Paxlond,
Nilao,
Prov,
Aevana,
Decnotixa,
Votokia,
Penlopa,
Primorye Oblast,
Korektonon,
Baobab-Bumbaria, and
Purple Ruthenia.