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Highest Crime Rates: 377th Most Armed: 433rd Largest Retail Industry: 500th
The Autonomous Collective of
Left-Leaning College State
Don't start none, won't be none.
Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gonzlandia

Population14.421 billion

CapitalVault 101
LeaderJoey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

CurrencyBottlecap
AnimalDeathclaw

The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 14.421 billion Gonzlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 101. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gonzlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,578 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 178,790 Bottlecaps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, and a popular Gonzlandian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gonzlandia's national animal is the Deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gonzlandia is ranked 150,573rd in the world and 37th in Mordor for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -27.57 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 377thMost Armed: 433rdLargest Retail Industry: 500thFattest Citizens: 521stMost Rebellious Youth: 803rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 877thRudest Citizens: 956thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,041stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,077thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,087thMost Avoided: 2,161stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,275thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,423rdHighest Drug Use: 2,503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,569thMost Cultured: 3,368thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,859thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,149thHighest Economic Output: 4,213thMost Influential: 4,543rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,222ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,266thLargest Black Market: 5,821stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 7,818thMost Stationary: 9,038thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,177thSmartest Citizens: 9,189thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,558thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,544thLargest Populations: 10,756thMost Inclusive: 11,075thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,717thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,606th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gonzlandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The New Inquisition".
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, a popular Gonzlandian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.

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