Population | 6.916 billion |
Capital | Kotun |
Leader | Laura Ortiz |
Currency | Donar |
Animal | Jewel Spider |
The Armed Republic of Gonswanza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Laura Ortiz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.916 billion Gonswanzans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotun. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Gonswanzan economy, worth a remarkable 3,275 trillion Donars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 473,566 Donars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gonswanza's national animal is the Jewel Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gonswanza is ranked 1,286th in the world and 1st in Badlands Frontier for Most Secular, with 99.13 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
- : Gonswanza was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Jewel Spiders and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
- : Following new legislation in Gonswanza, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.