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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,075th Largest Information Technology Sector: 6,139th Most Rebellious Youth: 6,646th
The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Destroy the floating blocks!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Gonorrhesia

Population10.46 billion

CapitalModerately Doomed Megalopolis
LeaderThe Space Invaders

Currencylove-and-cookies
Animalcreepozoid

The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of Gonorrhesia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Space Invaders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.46 billion Gonorrhesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moderately Doomed Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonorrhesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,400 trillion love-and-cookieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,849 love-and-cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gonorrhesia's national animal is the creepozoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gonorrhesia is ranked 124,701st in the world and 64th in New Hyperion for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,139thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,646thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,103rdHighest Economic Output: 7,680thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,772ndLargest Black Market: 13,541stLargest Populations: 14,546thNudest: 15,470thHighest Average Incomes: 15,938thMost Developed: 16,000thSmartest Citizens: 16,837thRudest Citizens: 16,917th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Gonorrhesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets.
  • : Gonorrhesia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, where there's smoke there's the Gonorrhesia Forestry Department.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Gonorrhesia's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.

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