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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,556th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,351st Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,332nd
The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Destroy the floating blocks!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Gonorrhesia

Population12.778 billion

CapitalModerately Doomed Megalopolis
LeaderThe Space Invaders

Currencylove-and-cookies
Animalcreepozoid

The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of Gonorrhesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Space Invaders with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.778 billion Gonorrhesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moderately Doomed Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonorrhesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,083 trillion love-and-cookieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 163,026 love-and-cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the government thinks Gonorrhesians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together. Crime is well under control. Gonorrhesia's national animal is the creepozoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gonorrhesia is ranked 36,192nd in the world and 1,217th in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,556thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,351stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,332ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,400thRudest Citizens: 4,501stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,585thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,650thHighest Economic Output: 5,831stLargest Retail Industry: 5,881stLargest Black Market: 7,678thTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 8,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,065thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,065thSmartest Citizens: 10,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,845thMost Developed: 12,637thMost Secular: 13,853rdMost Inclusive: 14,270thLargest Populations: 15,009thLeast Corrupt Governments: 15,701stHighest Drug Use: 16,080thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,422nd
Top
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 99th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 237th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 261st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 297th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 327th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 406th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 434th in the regionLargest Black Market: 470th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 473rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 500th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 512th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 515th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 518th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 560th in the regionMost Developed: 672nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gonorrhesia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Gonorrhesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Gonorrhesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the government thinks Gonorrhesians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Gonorrhesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Gonorrhesia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Gonorrhesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Gonorrhesia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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