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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,841st Most Rebellious Youth: 3,891st Rudest Citizens: 3,926th
The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of
New York Times Democracy
Destroy the floating blocks!
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Gonorrhesia

Population12.088 billion

CapitalModerately Doomed Megalopolis
LeaderThe Space Invaders

Currencylove-and-cookies
Animalcreepozoid

The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of Gonorrhesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Space Invaders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.088 billion Gonorrhesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moderately Doomed Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonorrhesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,964 trillion love-and-cookieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 162,534 love-and-cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime is well under control. Gonorrhesia's national animal is the creepozoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gonorrhesia is ranked 35,494th in the world and 18th in New Hyperion for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,768.63 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,841stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,891stRudest Citizens: 3,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,338thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,024thHighest Economic Output: 5,496thLargest Retail Industry: 5,717thLargest Black Market: 6,964thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,544thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,202ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,205thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,508thSmartest Citizens: 10,574thMost Efficient Economies: 11,195thMost Developed: 12,850thLargest Populations: 13,180thHighest Drug Use: 13,904thMost Secular: 13,919thMost Inclusive: 15,279th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Gonorrhesia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, Gonorrhesia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, Gonorrhesian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Gonorrhesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.

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