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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,695th Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,939th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,970th
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Vassal
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Gonorrhesia

Population11.724 billion

CapitalModerately Doomed Megalopolis
LeaderThe Space Invaders

Currencylove-and-cookies
Animalcreepozoid

The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of Gonorrhesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Space Invaders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.724 billion Gonorrhesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moderately Doomed Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 26.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonorrhesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,896 trillion love-and-cookieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 161,769 love-and-cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime is well under control. Gonorrhesia's national animal is the creepozoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gonorrhesia is ranked 21,206th in the world and 26th in New Hyperion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 6,079.41 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,939thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,230thRudest Citizens: 4,325thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,150thHighest Economic Output: 5,593rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,378thLargest Black Market: 7,260thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,405thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,918thHighest Average Incomes: 10,188thSmartest Citizens: 10,220thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,412thMost Efficient Economies: 11,132ndMost Developed: 12,398thHighest Drug Use: 13,229thLargest Populations: 13,303rdMost Secular: 13,435th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Gonorrhesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, t-shirts displaying a photo of The Space Invaders performing the Full-Monty are selling out.

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