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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,908th Most Rebellious Youth: 7,089th Highest Economic Output: 8,413th
The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Destroy the floating blocks!
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Sprat
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of Gonorrhesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Space Invaders with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.252 billion Gonorrhesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moderately Doomed Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 11.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gonorrhesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion love-and-cookieses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,373 love-and-cookieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism, The Space Invaders's Twitcher account is typically used to share creepozoid memes rather than government policy, and public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gonorrhesia's national animal is the creepozoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gonorrhesia is ranked 43,128th in the world and 11th in New Hyperion for Most Politically Free, scoring 74 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,908thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,089thHighest Economic Output: 8,413thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,878thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,517thNudest: 12,662ndLargest Populations: 14,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,443rdRudest Citizens: 15,772ndSmartest Citizens: 17,336th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, The Space Invaders's Twitcher account is typically used to share creepozoid memes rather than government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
  • : Gonorrhesia's influence in New Hyperion rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, all transmission towers have been temporarily diverted in order to establish dialogue with a comet.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Gonorrhesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonorrhesia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Gonorrhesia's influence in New Hyperion rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".

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