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Largest Retail Industry: 1,515th Rudest Citizens: 2,145th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,216th
The First Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pertinacia Elegit Fortis
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Gonhog

Population2.441 billion

CapitalJaken City
LeaderPresident Benjamin Moore

CurrencyGonian
AnimalHon Bird

The First Empire of Gonhog is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Benjamin Moore with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.441 billion Gonhogians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaken City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gonhogian economy, worth 432 trillion Gonians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,078 Gonians, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in Gonhog has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, behind every local dictator is a Gonhogian advisor whispering in their ear, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gonhog's national animal is the Hon Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Gonhog is ranked 141,343rd in the world and 74th in International Democratic Union for Most Primitive, scoring -212.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,515thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,145thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,216thMost Secular: 2,664thLargest Mining Sector: 2,791stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,088thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,106thMost Avoided: 3,182ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,272ndFattest Citizens: 3,804thLargest Black Market: 4,552ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,592ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,965thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,454thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,801stHighest Average Incomes: 8,147thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,173rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,496thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,603rdMost Influential: 11,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,572ndLargest Insurance Industry: 14,815thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,981stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,997th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Average: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the region

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