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Largest Retail Industry: 1,508th Rudest Citizens: 2,132nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,280th
The First Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pertinacia Elegit Fortis
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.303 billion

CapitalJaken City
LeaderPresident Benjamin Moore

AnimalHon Bird

The First Empire of Gonhog is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Benjamin Moore with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.303 billion Gonhogians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaken City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gonhogian economy, worth 407 trillion Gonians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,048 Gonians, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Chocolate in Gonhog has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers, behind every local dictator is a Gonhogian advisor whispering in their ear, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gonhog's national animal is the Hon Bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Gonhog is ranked 68,083rd in the world and 42nd in International Democratic Union for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,524.77 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,508thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,132ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,280thMost Secular: 2,671stLargest Mining Sector: 2,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,058thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,182ndMost Avoided: 3,385thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,426thFattest Citizens: 3,961stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,655thLargest Black Market: 4,845thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,280thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,147thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,678thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,113thHighest Average Incomes: 8,283rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,690thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,876thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,751stMost Influential: 13,012thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,563rdLargest Insurance Industry: 15,780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,505th
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the region

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