The United States of Gondwanaia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by CHATRAPATI SHIVAJI MAHARAJ with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.7 billion Gondwanaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NAGPUR. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gondwanaian economy, worth 260 trillion Pannas a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 153,474 Pannas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, the government takes agricultural advice from a wasp-themed superhero, and model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gondwanaia's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is HINDUISM.

Gondwanaia is ranked 59,768^th in the world and 2,657^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,635.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.