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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 983rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,361st
The GRAND★IMPERIAL★COMMONWEALTH of
Authoritarian Democracy
★ !! Peace has a Price & Freedom is not Free !! ★
Comrade Chairman Smirnoff
Influence
Eminence Grise
Governor / Secretary-General of the Imperium
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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GOLTZBORG

Population10.688 billion

Capital★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★
LeaderComrade Chairman Smirnoff
FaithGoltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church

CurrencyDigitDollar dD
AnimalDouble-Headed Eagle

The GRAND★IMPERIAL★COMMONWEALTH of GOLTZBORG is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Chairman Smirnoff with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.688 billion GOLTZBORGians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ★ Goltzburg Capital Zone CZ ★. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient GOLTZBORGian economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion DigitDollar dDs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,132 DigitDollar dDs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GOLTZBORG's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Goltz Eastern Imperial Orthodox Church.

GOLTZBORG is ranked 270,357th in the world and 21st in The IMPERIUM for Most Secular, with 6.57 Atheism Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 983rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,165thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,361stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,171stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,224thHealthiest Citizens: 4,659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,701stBest Weather: 5,982ndLargest Governments: 6,418thSafest: 6,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,448thMost Patriotic: 9,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,130thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,868thMost Devout: 13,153rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,296thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 15,611thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,074thHighest Economic Output: 18,667thSmartest Citizens: 21,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,811thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,933rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the region

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