The Republic of Gololureavorria is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.346 billion Gololureavorrians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 6.1%.

The very strong Gololureavorrian economy, worth 152 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,172 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gololureavorria's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gololureavorria is ranked 90,019^th in the world and 1,302^nd in Artificial Solar System for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.73 on the Bus Surprisal Index.