Population | 11.912 billion |
Capital | Larkpeek |
Leader | Their Eminence Lilac Grace |
Currency | Syr |
Animal | Polecat |
The Northern Territories of Golladonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Their Eminence Lilac Grace with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.912 billion Golladanes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larkpeek. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Golladane economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Syrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,964 Syrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation has nearly as many history museums as Golladanes, Golladane police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, Their Eminence Lilac Grace's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Their Eminence Lilac Grace is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golladonia's national animal is the Polecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Golladonia is ranked 144,591st in the world and 1st in Littos Coast and Maritime Possessions for Most Average, scoring 37.59 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Golladonia approved the World Assembly proposal "Regulating International Transport".
- : Golladonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Golladonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Golladonia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Their Eminence Lilac Grace is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Golladonia, Their Eminence Lilac Grace's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Golladonia, Golladane police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
- : Following new legislation in Golladonia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Golladanes.
- : Following new legislation in Golladonia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Golladonia, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
- : Following new legislation in Golladonia, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Sapiego.