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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,094thMost Inclusive: 2,427thHighest Food Quality: 2,532nd
The Northern Territories of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Compassion, Freedom, and Truth.
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Golladonia

Population11.912 billion

CapitalLarkpeek
LeaderTheir Eminence Lilac Grace

CurrencySyr
AnimalPolecat

The Northern Territories of Golladonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Their Eminence Lilac Grace with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.912 billion Golladanes enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larkpeek. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Golladane economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion Syrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,964 Syrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Golladanes, Golladane police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, Their Eminence Lilac Grace's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Their Eminence Lilac Grace is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golladonia's national animal is the Polecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golladonia is ranked 144,591st in the world and 1st in Littos Coast and Maritime Possessions for Most Average, scoring 37.59 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,094thMost Inclusive: 2,427thHighest Food Quality: 2,532ndNicest Citizens: 3,001stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,037thMost Cultured: 3,055thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,056thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,090thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,217thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,390thMost Pacifist: 3,613thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,988thBest Weather: 4,030thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,162ndMost Developed: 4,188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,538thSmartest Citizens: 4,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,277thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,297thLargest Governments: 5,410thHealthiest Citizens: 5,541stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,994thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,313thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,954thSafest: 10,728thMost Influential: 10,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,293rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,018thHighest Economic Output: 13,349thLowest Crime Rates: 13,922ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,893rdMost Income Equality: 21,500thMost Devout: 26,193rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Golladonia approved the World Assembly proposal "Regulating International Transport".
  • : Golladonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
  • : Golladonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Golladonia, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Their Eminence Lilac Grace is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Golladonia, Their Eminence Lilac Grace's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Golladonia, Golladane police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Golladonia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Golladanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Golladonia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Golladonia, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Following new legislation in Golladonia, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.

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