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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,724th
The Principality of Mendorra of
Democratic Socialists
Deo Juvante
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Golfia

Population13.18 billion

CapitalMendorra
LeaderPrince Albert II
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGallic Franc
AnimalHedgehog and Rabbit and Wood Mouse

The Principality of Mendorra of Golfia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Albert II with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.18 billion Mendorrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mendorra. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mendorran economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion Gallic Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,565 Gallic Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Gallic Franc battlesuits, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfia's national animal is the Hedgehog and Rabbit and Wood Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Golfia is ranked 2,980th in the world and 2nd in Teremara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.74 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,633rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,724thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,050thLargest Governments: 2,177thMost Cultured: 2,307thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,308thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,431stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,448thMost Developed: 2,455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,539thHighest Food Quality: 2,796thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,935thLowest Crime Rates: 2,980thMost Inclusive: 3,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,281stSmartest Citizens: 3,368thNicest Citizens: 3,797thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,315thHighest Average Incomes: 4,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,560thHealthiest Citizens: 4,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,684thMost Devout: 5,692ndHighest Economic Output: 5,866thMost Pacifist: 6,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,211thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,280thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,871stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,771stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,022ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,050thSafest: 10,507thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,250thMost Patriotic: 12,504thMost Income Equality: 13,001stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19,612thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,092ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,359thLargest Retail Industry: 21,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,065th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Gallic Franc battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies.
  • : Golfia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Golfia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Star Gazing Day"".
  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Golfia, much of Golfia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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