The Principality of Mendorra of Golfia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Albert II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.132 billion Mendorrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mendorra. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Mendorran economy, worth a remarkable 3,346 trillion Gallic Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 254,803 Gallic Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prince Albert II has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfia's national animal is the Hedgehog and Rabbit and Wood Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Golfia is ranked 227,015^th in the world and 30^th in Teremara for Most Pro-Market, scoring 11.22 on the Rand Index.