The Principality of Mendorra of Golfia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Albert II with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.18 billion Mendorrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mendorra. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mendorran economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion Gallic Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,565 Gallic Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Gallic Franc battlesuits, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfia's national animal is the Hedgehog and Rabbit and Wood Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Golfia is ranked 2,980^th in the world and 2^nd in Teremara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.74 law-abiding acts per hour.