Population | 13.18 billion |
Capital | Mendorra |
Leader | Prince Albert II |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Gallic Franc |
Animal | Hedgehog and Rabbit and Wood Mouse |
The Principality of Mendorra of Golfia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Albert II with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.18 billion Mendorrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mendorra. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Mendorran economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion Gallic Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,565 Gallic Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Gallic Franc battlesuits, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golfia's national animal is the Hedgehog and Rabbit and Wood Mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Golfia is ranked 2,980th in the world and 2nd in Teremara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.74 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Golfia, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in
Golfia, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Gallic Franc battlesuits.
- : Following new legislation in
Golfia, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in
Golfia, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done".
- : Following new legislation in
Golfia, anti-vacs campaigners claim the government is inserting weird devices into their bodies.
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Golfia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
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Golfia, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
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Golfia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Star Gazing Day"".
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Golfia, selling bombs to terrorists has become government policy.
- : Following new legislation in
Golfia, much of Golfia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.