The Great Nation of Golexald is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lex Norixius with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.103 billion Golexians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golexald City. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Golexaldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,345 trillion gees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,147 gees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golexald's national animal is the xaldo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golexald is ranked 128,820^th in the world and 2,492^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,290.87 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.