Population | 1.009 billion |
Capital | Tirgan |
Currency | rial |
Animal | lion |
The Shahdom of Golestan is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.009 billion Golestanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirgan. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Golestanian economy, worth 18.9 trillion rials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 18,729 rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and Golestan has designated Tirgan as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golestan's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Golestan is ranked 207,379th in the world and 28th in Northumbria for Most Stationary, with 39.65543989828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Golestan's influence in Northumbria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Golestan's influence in Northumbria rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Golestan's influence in Northumbria rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Golestan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Golestan's influence in Northumbria rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Golestan relocated from Balder to Northumbria.
- : Golestan changed its national capital to "Tirgan".
- : Following new legislation in Golestan, Golestan has designated Tirgan as its capital city.
- : Golestan changed its national nation type to "Shahdom".
- : Golestan altered its national flag.