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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131stLargest Welfare Programs: 274thSafest: 280th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Goldsmith beetles

Population7.397 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderRinga Beetles
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Yggdrasil Leaf
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Goldsmith beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.397 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goldsmithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 263,946 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldsmith beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Goldsmith beetles is ranked 36,539th in the world and 14th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.39880208648 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131stLargest Welfare Programs: 274thSafest: 280thLeast Corrupt Governments: 341stMost Compassionate Citizens: 378thNicest Citizens: 389thMost Pacifist: 399thMost Inclusive: 449thMost Cheerful Citizens: 469thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 489thHighest Food Quality: 593rdMost Rebellious Youth: 604thMost Developed: 623rdLongest Average Lifespans: 661stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 704thHealthiest Citizens: 705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 783rdBest Weather: 794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 880thLargest Governments: 883rdLowest Crime Rates: 910thMost Cultured: 970thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,208thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,228thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,277thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,536thMost Secular: 1,573rdSmartest Citizens: 1,834thMost Efficient Economies: 2,014thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,460thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,669thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,031stHighest Average Incomes: 4,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,963rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,314thHighest Economic Output: 12,776thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,546thTop
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Most Influential: 21,167th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, the official Goldsmithian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, Ringa Beetles is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.

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