Population | 7.397 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Goldsmith beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.397 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Goldsmithian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 263,946 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldsmith beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Goldsmith beetles is ranked 36,539th in the world and 14th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.39880208648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, the official Goldsmithian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, Ringa Beetles is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
- : Following new legislation in Goldsmith beetles, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.