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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Primitive: 28th
The Hateful Aberration of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!
Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Goldenmouth

Population11.228 billion

CapitalSoleil Amarna
LeaderBloodlord Krovoprolitiye
FaithAnimism

CurrencyAurum
AnimalLion

The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.228 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,878 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 214,485th in the world and 7th in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37.6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Primitive: 28thMost Devout: 31stMost Ignorant Citizens: 43rdBest Weather: 213thMost Corrupt Governments: 399thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 427thMost Beautiful Environments: 506thLargest Black Market: 561stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 849thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,179thLowest Crime Rates: 1,204thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,359thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,663rdLargest Governments: 1,761stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,258thHighest Average Incomes: 3,301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,401stFattest Citizens: 4,164thMost Authoritarian: 5,069thHighest Economic Output: 5,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,825thMost Conservative: 6,712thMost Stationary: 8,815thMost Patriotic: 10,669thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,681stMost Efficient Economies: 14,242ndMost Influential: 15,609thMost Extreme: 19,551st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goldenmouth's influence in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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