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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Primitive: 28th
The Hateful Aberration of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!
Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Goldenmouth

Population13.022 billion

CapitalSoleil Amarna
LeaderBloodlord Krovoprolitiye
FaithAnimism

CurrencyAurum
AnimalLion

The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.022 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 3,338 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 15,883rd in the world and 1st in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 342,378 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Primitive: 28thMost Devout: 38thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thBest Weather: 236thMost Corrupt Governments: 444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 485thMost Beautiful Environments: 536thLargest Black Market: 616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,028thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,220thLowest Crime Rates: 1,296thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,418thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,735thLargest Governments: 1,964thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,533rdTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,260thHighest Average Incomes: 3,623rdFattest Citizens: 4,296thHighest Economic Output: 4,891stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,125thMost Authoritarian: 6,546thMost Stationary: 7,955thMost Conservative: 9,234thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 13,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,883rdMost Influential: 16,293rdLargest Populations: 24,078th

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  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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