Largest Populations: 2,343rd Highest Economic Output: 3,647th Largest Mining Sector: 4,151st
The Incorporated States of
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Where else can you have it so good?
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The Incorporated States of Golden Triangle Tout is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ian Grout with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.849 billion Golden Triangle Toutians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.

The thriving Golden Triangle Toutian economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,168 monies, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Golden Triangle Tout's national animal is the avarice, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Covert.

Golden Triangle Tout is ranked 155,068th in the world and 10th in Golden Triangle for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 29.43 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Populations: 2,343rdHighest Economic Output: 3,647thLargest Mining Sector: 4,151stLargest Black Market: 5,159thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,332ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,124thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,540thMost Avoided: 11,539thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,984thFattest Citizens: 15,126th

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