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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,011thRudest Citizens: 9,352ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,570th
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Chains of gold fetter the covetous
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

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Golden Magnolias

Population5.126 billion

CapitalHoneysuckle
LeaderJeff Davis
FaithFilthy Lucre

CurrencyMagnolia Blossom
AnimalHoney Bee

The Free Land of Golden Magnolias is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jeff Davis with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.126 billion Golden Magnoliasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeysuckle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving Golden Magnoliasian economy, worth 381 trillion Magnolia Blossoms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 74,398 Magnolia Blossoms, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,557 per year while the poor average 19,699, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes", artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, and populations of two-headed Honey Bees have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Golden Magnolias's national animal is the Honey Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Filthy Lucre.

Golden Magnolias is ranked 121,434th in the world and 2nd in The Democratika for Fattest Citizens, with 10.75 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,011thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 9,352ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,570thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 17,895thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,536thMost Rebellious Youth: 24,476thMost Secular: 29,032ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30,441st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Golden Magnolias's influence in The Democratika rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Golden Magnolias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.

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