by Max Barry

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Most Patriotic: 563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 816th
The Communist Feudal Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
All marching, in line, to service, to death.
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Golden Impirial Utopia

Population2.951 billion

LeaderThe Shadow Regent
FaithThe Church of Confederacy

Currencydigital credit

The Communist Feudal Monarchy of Golden Impirial Utopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Shadow Regent with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.951 billion Golden Impirial Utopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magistratum. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden Impirial Utopian economy, worth 952 trillion digital credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,701 digital credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Impirial Utopia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Confederacy.

Golden Impirial Utopia is ranked 198,898th in the world and 193rd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Armed, with 0.19 Weapons Per Person.

Most Patriotic: 563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 761stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 816thHighest Poor Incomes: 869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,273rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,300thHighest Average Incomes: 1,697thLowest Crime Rates: 2,192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,217thTop
Largest Governments: 2,436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,602ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,790thLargest Black Market: 3,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,620thMost Influential: 3,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,171stMost Developed: 4,347thMost Devout: 4,464thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,648thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,907thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,911thLargest Retail Industry: 5,101stLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,360thMost Efficient Economies: 5,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,804thLargest Mining Sector: 5,977thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,166thRudest Citizens: 6,339thHealthiest Citizens: 6,343rdSmartest Citizens: 6,545thMost Cultured: 8,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,488thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,851stTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,297thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,330thHighest Economic Output: 19,761st
Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the region

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