|Leader||Arthur II Hazelwood|
|Faith||The Church of Confederacy|
The Socialist Feudal Monarchy of Golden Impirial Utopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arthur II Hazelwood with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.365 billion Golden Impirial Utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magistratum. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Golden Impirial Utopian economy, worth 346 trillion digital credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 253,726 digital credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Arthur II Hazelwood's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, all marriages are arranged by the government, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden Impirial Utopia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Confederacy.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Golden Impirial Utopia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Impirial Utopia, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
- : Golden Impirial Utopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Golden Impirial Utopia was endorsed by The Corporate States of Aeioux.
- : Golden Impirial Utopia endorsed The Corporate Dystopia of Valerox.
- : Golden Impirial Utopia endorsed The Corporate States of Aeioux.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Impirial Utopia, all marriages are arranged by the government.
- : Golden Impirial Utopia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Golden Impirial Utopia, Arthur II Hazelwood's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Golden Impirial Utopia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
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