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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,124th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,644th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,960th
The Retired Soldier of
Left-wing Utopia
I'm already a demon.
Big Boss
Influence
Squire
Elder
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Golden Hind

Population11.941 billion

CapitalExceeding Treasure
LeaderBig Boss

Currencysolid gold hind
Animalgolden hind

The Retired Soldier of Golden Hind is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.941 billion Golden Hindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exceeding Treasure. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Golden Hindian economy, worth 994 trillion solid gold hinds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,252 solid gold hinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Hind's national animal is the golden hind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golden Hind is ranked 9,170th in the world and 6th in Mariner Trench for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,472.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,644thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,960thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,068thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,507thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,927thNicest Citizens: 6,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,123rdBest Weather: 6,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,746thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,906thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,980thNudest: 7,111thMost Cultured: 7,126thMost Pacifist: 7,419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,194thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,170thSmartest Citizens: 10,515thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,809thHealthiest Citizens: 12,129thLargest Governments: 12,899thMost Inclusive: 13,863rdHighest Economic Output: 14,651stMost Income Equality: 14,754thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,913th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : The MT Army Guardian of JJ Kale renamed the office held by Golden Hind from "Acting Leader of The MT Army" to "Second in Command of The MT Army" in The MT Army.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Golden Hind's influence in Mariner Trench rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Golden Hind's influence in Mariner Trench fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Golden Hind's influence in Mariner Trench rose from "Page" to "Squire".

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