by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,706th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,963rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,341st
The Retired Soldier of
Left-wing Utopia
I'm already a demon.
Big Boss
Acting Second in Command of The MT Army
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Retired Soldier of Golden Hind is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.611 billion Golden Hindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exceeding Treasure. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Golden Hindian economy, worth 608 trillion solid gold hinds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,942 solid gold hinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, the Golden Hindian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Hind's national animal is the golden hind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golden Hind is ranked 5,876th in the world and 1st in The MT Army for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,383.45 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,963rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,876thNicest Citizens: 5,997thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,708thNudest: 7,298thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,385thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,832ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,905thMost Cultured: 8,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,022ndMost Pacifist: 8,050thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8,539thBest Weather: 8,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,176thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,284thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,093rdSmartest Citizens: 11,370thHealthiest Citizens: 12,626thLargest Governments: 14,124thMost Inclusive: 15,089th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The MT Army Guardian of JJ Kale appointed Golden Hind as Acting Second in Command of The MT Army with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Embassies in The MT Army.
  • : Golden Hind's influence in The MT Army rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Golden Hind's influence in The MT Army rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Most Cultured.
  • : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Golden Hind's influence in The MT Army rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Golden Hind's influence in The MT Army rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".


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