|Currency||solid gold hind|
The Retired Soldier of Golden Hind is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.706 billion Golden Hindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exceeding Treasure. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Golden Hindian economy, worth 711 trillion solid gold hinds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,758 solid gold hinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Hind's national animal is the golden hind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Golden Hind's influence in The Black Sun rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Golden Hind's influence in The Black Sun rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Golden Hind was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Golden Hind endorsed The MT Army Freedom Fighter of Glugs.
- : Golden Hind endorsed The Republic of Boncellino-b.
- : Golden Hind endorsed The People's Republic of 1st Kamchatkan Outpost.
- : Golden Hind endorsed The Commonwealth of Subcomandante.
- : Golden Hind endorsed The Fiery Red Peacemaker of Diljan Rikardsson.
- : Golden Hind endorsed The Colony of Dall Lin.
- : Golden Hind relocated from The Rejected Realms to The Black Sun.
Endorsements Received: None.