by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,402nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,868th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,423rd
The Retired Soldier of
Left-wing Utopia
I'm already a demon.
Big Boss
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Golden Hind

Population8.706 billion

CapitalExceeding Treasure
LeaderBig Boss

Currencysolid gold hind
Animalgolden hind

The Retired Soldier of Golden Hind is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.706 billion Golden Hindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exceeding Treasure. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Golden Hindian economy, worth 711 trillion solid gold hinds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,758 solid gold hinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Hind's national animal is the golden hind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golden Hind is ranked 117,458th in the world and 12th in The Black Sun for Most Influential, scoring 34 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,868thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,423rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,498thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,934thNicest Citizens: 6,422ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,339thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,407thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,108thNudest: 8,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,367thMost Cultured: 8,423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,481stMost Pacifist: 8,689thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,084thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,595thBest Weather: 9,652ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,448thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,860thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,863rdSmartest Citizens: 11,801stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,874thHealthiest Citizens: 13,920thLargest Governments: 14,772ndMost Inclusive: 15,809thHighest Economic Output: 17,547thMost Income Equality: 18,088th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the region

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