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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,956th Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,528th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,935th
The Retired Soldier of
Left-wing Utopia
I'm already a demon.
Big Boss
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Golden Hind

Population9.422 billion

CapitalExceeding Treasure
LeaderBig Boss

Currencysolid gold hind
Animalgolden hind

The Retired Soldier of Golden Hind is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.422 billion Golden Hindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exceeding Treasure. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Golden Hindian economy, worth 783 trillion solid gold hinds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,122 solid gold hinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Hind's national animal is the golden hind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golden Hind is ranked 9,593rd in the world and 5th in Democratic Socialist Alliance for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 80.97 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,956thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,935thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,175thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,568thNicest Citizens: 6,195thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,711thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,023rdNudest: 7,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,344thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,582ndTop
Most Cultured: 7,783rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,859thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,060thMost Pacifist: 8,150thBest Weather: 8,529thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,553rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,841stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,915thSmartest Citizens: 11,281stHealthiest Citizens: 13,311thLargest Governments: 13,869thMost Inclusive: 14,673rdMost Income Equality: 14,871st
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the region

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