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The Retired Soldier of Golden Hind is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.422 billion Golden Hindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exceeding Treasure. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Golden Hindian economy, worth 783 trillion solid gold hinds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,122 solid gold hinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Hind's national animal is the golden hind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Golden Hind's influence in Democratic Socialist Alliance rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Golden Hind endorsed The Colony of DSA33.
- : Golden Hind relocated from Mariner Trench to Democratic Socialist Alliance.
- : Golden Hind's influence in Mariner Trench rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : The MT Army Leader of Vippertooth33 dismissed Golden Hind as The MT Army of The Region Of Allied Nations.
- : Golden Hind relocated from The Region Of Allied Nations to Mariner Trench.
- : Golden Hind ejected The Korean Peoples Army of KPAF MiG-29 from The Region Of Allied Nations.
- : Golden Hind ejected The Republic of Conckord II from The Region Of Allied Nations.
- : Golden Hind ejected The Community of Anarchist Militia III from The Region Of Allied Nations.
- : Golden Hind ejected The Democratic Republic of Eosiaahluroll from The Region Of Allied Nations.
Endorsements Received: None.