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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,543rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,858th Most Advanced Public Education: 5,396th
The Retired Soldier of
Left-wing Utopia
I'm already a demon.
Big Boss
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Golden Hind

Population8.149 billion

CapitalExceeding Treasure
LeaderBig Boss

Currencysolid gold hind
Animalgolden hind

The Retired Soldier of Golden Hind is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Boss with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.149 billion Golden Hindians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exceeding Treasure. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Golden Hindian economy, worth 657 trillion solid gold hinds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,724 solid gold hinds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, the Golden Hindian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime is totally unknown. Golden Hind's national animal is the golden hind, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golden Hind is ranked 149,359th in the world and 44th in Kekistani Republic for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.43 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,543rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,406thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,122ndNicest Citizens: 6,141stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,933rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,503rdNudest: 7,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,067thMost Cultured: 8,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,202ndMost Pacifist: 8,202ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,389thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,892ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,092ndLargest Publishing Industry: 9,312thBest Weather: 9,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,442ndSmartest Citizens: 11,401stHealthiest Citizens: 13,125thLargest Governments: 14,471stMost Inclusive: 15,342nd
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the region

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