The Featured Region Travels of Gold Camel is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rose with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and public floggings. The hard-working population of 2.481 billion Gold Camelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bass Canyon. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The powerhouse Gold Camelian economy, worth 218 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 88,158 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

A good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gold Camel's national animal is the Dromedary camel and its national religion is Bisco.

Gold Camel is ranked 83,234^th in the world and 6^th in Conservative Paradise for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.