The Matriarchy of Goddess Macha is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Macha with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.533 billion Goddess Machans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armagh. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Goddess Machan economy, worth 502 trillion Morrignas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 110,765 Morrignas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Macha, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Macha's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.

Goddess Macha is ranked 11,896^th in the world and 4^th in The Goddesses for Smartest Citizens, with 84.72 quips per hour.