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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,548thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,086thMost Pacifist: 3,204th
The Matriarchy of
Democratic Socialists
I walk the battlefield at dawn.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Security Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Goddess Macha

Population4.533 billion

CapitalArmagh
LeaderMacha
FaithCeltic Paganism

CurrencyMorrigna
AnimalHorse

The Matriarchy of Goddess Macha is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Macha with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.533 billion Goddess Machans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armagh. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Goddess Machan economy, worth 502 trillion Morrignas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 110,765 Morrignas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Macha, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Macha's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Paganism.

Goddess Macha is ranked 11,896th in the world and 4th in The Goddesses for Smartest Citizens, with 84.72 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,548thTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,086thMost Pacifist: 3,204thSafest: 3,356thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,093rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,461stMost Inclusive: 4,566thNicest Citizens: 5,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,542ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,684thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,983rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,201stHighest Food Quality: 7,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,824thBest Weather: 7,913thMost Secular: 9,469thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,755thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,211thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,632ndLargest Governments: 11,735thSmartest Citizens: 11,896thHealthiest Citizens: 12,294thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,934thLowest Crime Rates: 13,041stTop
10%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,577thMost Cultured: 14,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,285thMost Developed: 17,416thMost Income Equality: 17,808thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,475th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goddess Macha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Goddess Macha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Macha.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Goddess Macha, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.

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