The Matriarchy of Goddess Danu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Danu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.519 billion Goddess Danuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eire. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Goddess Danuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,604 trillion Anus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,586 Anus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Goddess Danu's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goddess Danu's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic Polytheism.

Goddess Danu is ranked 314,850^th in the world and 5^th in The Goddesses for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -19.75 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.