|Leader||Roberte Boberte Robertson|
The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.985 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 316 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,387 goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Collective of Wineclaw.
- : Following new legislation in Goatentah, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
- : Following new legislation in Goatentah, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Goatentah, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Allied States of Albacria.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Federation of Ethnon.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Holy Republic of New Bremerton.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Ecclesiocracy of Holy Oranz.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
- : Goatentah was endorsed by The Lucky Nation States Republic of Kwaj.
Endorsements Received: 66 » Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, Sinelona, Aerilia, Pallaith, Territorio di Nessuno, Bearical, Omnistria, Steraz, Cloydicia, Ozstan, Great Bights Mum, Yaorozu, Pasargad, Aenglaland, The Black Cathedral, Selfgradatude, Notyoutopia, Outer Egorniand, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Dreadton, Shibutani, Bridgett, Zemnaya Svoboda, Democritus, Uganda Knuckles UK, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Suicidistan, Sundred, El Fiji Grande, Ainsworth, Xagill, Kasazzastan, Napnomadia, Lunallian, New Pruessen, Crown Isles, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Bayern-Straubing, Papika, Corfad, THX1138, Ara Antrizuls, PlanetPunk, Justanistan, Maovale, Sunto, Buckerino, and 16 others.Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Ninjak30, Newpromisedland, Agrauron, Federation Terra Australis, Shadowrik, Spartoptia, Malta Comino Gozo, Kwaj, 1 very fast endotarter, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Ethnon, Albacria, and Wineclaw.