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Most Devout: 2,013th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,501st Most Influential: 2,941st
The Holy Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.985 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson


The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.985 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 316 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,387 goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 102,882nd in the world and 4,806th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Devout: 2,013thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,501stMost Influential: 2,941stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,340thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,063rdBest Weather: 14,359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,992nd
Most Devout: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 400th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 523rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 544th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 709th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 727th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 774th in the regionBest Weather: 799th in the region

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