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Most Influential: 3,681st Most Devout: 3,683rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,118th
The Republic of
Tyranny by Majority
In goat we trust
John Maynard
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Goatentah

Population3.459 billion

LeaderJohn Maynard

Currencygoat
Animalgoat

The Republic of Goatentah is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Maynard with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.459 billion Goatentahians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Goatentahian economy, worth 209 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,638 goats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption, John Maynard's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goatentah is ranked 81,511th in the world and 4,983rd in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 848.23 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Influential: 3,681stMost Devout: 3,683rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,118thBest Weather: 13,799th
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Most Devout: 147th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 675th in the regionBest Weather: 755th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 899th in the regionMost Influential: 922nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goatentah, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Goatentah, John Maynard's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Goatentah was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Tyranny by Majority".
  • : Following new legislation in Goatentah, hoping to get pregnant is considered sinful presumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Goatentah, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Goatentah, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.
  • : Goatentah applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Goatentah resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Goatentah was endorsed by The United Nations of Tyroshh.
  • : Goatentah was endorsed by The Mothership Connection of Funkadelia.

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