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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,256thMost Devout: 1,443rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,075th
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.45 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson
FaithRoman Catholic


The Theocracy of Goatentah is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 8.45 billion Goatentahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 78.2%.

The all-consuming Goatentahian economy, worth 826 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,810 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Goatentah is ranked 11,373rd in the world and 488th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,078.69 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,256thMost Devout: 1,443rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,075thTop
Most Influential: 6,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,397thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,373rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,774thTop
Best Weather: 12,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,939thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,695thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,000thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,356thMost Inclusive: 15,491stNicest Citizens: 15,589thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,179thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,612thLargest Governments: 19,821stLongest Average Lifespans: 21,443rdHighest Economic Output: 22,232ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,580thSafest: 22,805th
Most Devout: 59th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 488th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 577th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 613th in the regionBest Weather: 691st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 710th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 718th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 718th in the regionLargest Populations: 742nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 752nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 778th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 837th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 865th in the regionNicest Citizens: 876th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 882nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 899th in the regionLargest Governments: 968th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 980th in the region

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