by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 1,415th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,050th Most Influential: 4,210th
The Theocracy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.614 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson
FaithRoman Catholic


The Theocracy of Goatentah is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.614 billion Goatentahians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The all-consuming Goatentahian economy, worth 572 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,999 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, medical lawsuits are out of control, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Goatentah is ranked 17,851st in the world and 969th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 77.59 on the Human Development Index.

Most Devout: 1,415thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,050thMost Influential: 4,210thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,512thLowest Crime Rates: 11,290thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,459thBest Weather: 12,518thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,716thMost Inclusive: 12,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,337thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,518thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,754thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,596thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,864thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,601st
Most Devout: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 396th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 475th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 550th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 574th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 606th in the regionBest Weather: 660th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 704th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 732nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 735th in the regionMost Inclusive: 751st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 762nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 777th in the regionLargest Populations: 793rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 844th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 845th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 851st in the regionLargest Governments: 869th in the region

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