by Max Barry

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Most Devout: 1,408th Most Influential: 4,069th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,150th
The Theocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
In goat we trust
Roberte Boberte Robertson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.075 billion

LeaderRoberte Boberte Robertson
FaithRoman Catholic


The Theocracy of Goatentah is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 5.075 billion Goatentahians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The all-consuming Goatentahian economy, worth 516 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,738 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, the masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Goatentah is ranked 135,986th in the world and 6,521st in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 17 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Devout: 1,408thTop
Most Influential: 4,069thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,681stLowest Crime Rates: 11,804thBest Weather: 12,254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,519thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,358thMost Inclusive: 13,735thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,023rd
Most Devout: 64th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 520th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 577th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 608th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 679th in the regionBest Weather: 686th in the region

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